Things My Parents Said When I Told Them I Wasn’t Coming Home for Christmas, or Pop Punk Lyrics?
Alexa, play “I Won’t Be Home For Christmas” by Blink-182.
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“Please Vote,” Says Woman Who Is Still Bitter That Katharine McPhee Lost to Taylor Hicks
Jamie Cornerstone knows how it feels to lose. But after fourteen years of shame, she wants to ensure that history will not repeat itself.
Studies Reveal Correlation Between Size of Germ Pod and Amount of Instagram Close Friends
"My sister, my hometown friends, my roommates. People who will vote Yes in my poll about whether to post this thirst trap to my grid."
Wow, Phoebe Bridgers Wrote A Whole Album About Your Breakup
The eleven tracks explore all ranges of emotional trauma, from family tension, to personal anxieties, to literally your own breakup.
Happy Father’s Day To Everyone Taking Care of Their Absent Roommate’s Plants
Today, we recognize a new kind of fatherhood: the kind thrust upon people when their roommates chose to quarantine upstate.
Things To Consume This Week That Don't Involve Planetary Doom
Thanks for reading about my favorites. Can't wait for you to send me yours. Merry Apocalypse, pals.
Thai Elephants Thrilled To Hear They Appear In 1 Out Of Every 4 Dating App Profiles!
There’s a new dating trend on the rise, and it’s only 8,295 miles away from where you’re currently swiping.
I Took Out My Nose Ring, and Now I No Longer Have A Personality :/
“Random people would stop me on the street and compliment me on it all the time. It was definitely the coolest thing about me.”
I Loved Clear Glasses So Much That I Made The Rest of My Apparel Clear Too
“You know how people call jean shorts ‘Jorts’? I want to start something like that. But with Clorts.”
The McDonald’s Hand Dryer Made My Hands Even Wetter!!!!
“I thought if I could just grab a napkin, it would all be over.” But her blunder had already caused a wave of devastation behind her.
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